Movie description: Danny and his buddy are visiting from college, and Darla was nice enough to let danny stay over. After a wonderful supper, danny decides to go to sofa. Favourable for him there's a nice picture of Darlas scones right next to him. When Darla catches him beating off, all that sweetheart can think of is how much this babe'd rather have his sperm on her scones rather than on her expensive italian sheets.