Movie description: Queen Amy ruled over much of the mediterranean for over 4,000 years. When her serf had enough of her brutality, that honey poisoned her queen and locked her away in a tomb. 4,000 years later, jordan discovers the tomb while on an archaeological dig and manages to raise her from the dead. Needless to say, queen Amy's vaginal cavern has more than its fair share of cobwebs to clear away and she's chosen jordan to be the lucky boy for the job.